Friday, July 10, 2015
Where's the love for RE6?
So I'm aware that a lot of people are dissapointed with the game for various reasons, including controls and some new characters which I can agree on. But am I the only one who thinks that the storyline was somewhat decent and not a total shitty gaming experience? And the graphics aren't all that bad either. I mean, I played it thinking it was going to be an overall bad experience like everyone exaggerated it to be and it was actually pretty enjoyable. It starts off with some cool cutscenes and then you're thrust into the action. You have Leon running around dodging and shooting things and Ada using her grappling hook to shoot from building to building like Spiderman. And we have Sherry Birkins all grown up and Helena Harper as a new addition to the team... Helena Harper wasn't all that bad, she has some pretty cool moves. Co-op is pretty nice too and the Mercenaries mode was fun. Look I know it's definitely not the best Resident Evil game out there, but it's still pretty enjoyable. Like is there anything anyone did like about RE6? I think RE fans are just really picky. RE4 got one of the highest ratings for a Resident Evil game and yet people still complain about it; I get that the game itself was a fun experience, but people mainly complained about how different it was from other Resident Evil games. I mean it pisses me off too when popular game series like Resident Evil start off making the games a certain way that the fans get accustomed to and fall in love with and then later on switch it all around with new shit to the point that it doesn't even feel like you're playing a game from the same series; I wish for once they would actually stick with the original. But graphics keep being updated and storyline keeps getting added to and nothing is ever the same as the original. However most game series are like that, like LoZ for example. In Twilight Princess, Link transforms into a wolf and Navi is exchanged with Midna and it pissed me off because it totally fucked with the original story. But nevertheless it was still undeniably a well-made game and fun to play at parts. There's very few game series that remain loyal to the original game.
Fanfiction- RE4: Ashley The Retard Cont.
Leon caught up to Ashley and grabbed her by the hand, "Wait." She turned to face him with an angry look on her face. "Look, I'm sorry... Now if you could please stop being so stubborn, I can take you back home."
Ashley pulled away, "You know, I am here as a foreign exchange student." She crossed her arms.
"Oh is that the lie they told you?" Leon chuckled, "Wow, even I could've come up with something more clever than that...."
"You can laugh all you want, but I'm not going home with you. I don't even know you!"
"I told you your father, the president, sent me here to find you and take you back home!" Leon ran a hand through his hair, he was getting quite exhausted just talking to this girl and having to continually repeat himself.
"Oh I'm so sure... You're probably just some guy trying to get in my pants and I'm not about to believe all this stuff you're telling me like how you're on a mission here to 'rescue' me when I'm doing just fine." Ashley turned away and continued walking as Leon persistently followed behind.
"Look, I'm not gonna just let you walk away. Whether you believe me or not, I am (unfortunately) here to save you and I'm not leaving this hellhole without you! I didn't just travel all the way out to the middle of fucking nowhere for nothing!"
Ashley stopped and it was silent for a moment, "Ugh fine, Leland, or whatever your name is... I'll call my father to confirm..."
"Uh, it's Leon, actually..." He corrected her as she took out her cellphone and realized there was no signal.
"Oh no, I don't have signal on my phone..."
She messed around with it before Leon spoke up "Uh yeah, you're not gonna have any luck with that... There's no way to get signal out here."
"What? But they never told me anything about this." She knelt down like a child about to throw a tantrum because she couldn't have a toy she wanted. "Oh no, what am I gonna do?" She panicked. Leon observed how she seemed to be very dependant on technology as if she needed it for survival and quickly rolled his eyes.
"That's honestly the least of our problems right now... But if you come with me, I can take you back to safety where you'll have wireless connection and anything else your high maintenance requires..." He reached out his hand to her, while slightly grimacing. Ashley looked up hesitant as if it was more of an offer than an order. Leon was about to just pick her up, put her over his shoulder, and forcefully carry her back to where the chopper was scheduled to pick them up. "We're running out of time here, sweetheart, and I'd really like to get you back home to daddy dear as quickly as possible..." Ashley wiped away the tears forming under her eyes and the snot coming down her nose, before reaching out to grab Leon's hand. "Oh fuck.. Couldn't you have done that with your other hand?" Ashley looked up at him with sad eyes as she sniffled and for a second he almost felt bad for the idiot. "Ah, nevermind... Just come with me."
Ashley pulled away, "You know, I am here as a foreign exchange student." She crossed her arms.
"Oh is that the lie they told you?" Leon chuckled, "Wow, even I could've come up with something more clever than that...."
"You can laugh all you want, but I'm not going home with you. I don't even know you!"
"I told you your father, the president, sent me here to find you and take you back home!" Leon ran a hand through his hair, he was getting quite exhausted just talking to this girl and having to continually repeat himself.
"Oh I'm so sure... You're probably just some guy trying to get in my pants and I'm not about to believe all this stuff you're telling me like how you're on a mission here to 'rescue' me when I'm doing just fine." Ashley turned away and continued walking as Leon persistently followed behind.
"Look, I'm not gonna just let you walk away. Whether you believe me or not, I am (unfortunately) here to save you and I'm not leaving this hellhole without you! I didn't just travel all the way out to the middle of fucking nowhere for nothing!"
Ashley stopped and it was silent for a moment, "Ugh fine, Leland, or whatever your name is... I'll call my father to confirm..."
"Uh, it's Leon, actually..." He corrected her as she took out her cellphone and realized there was no signal.
"Oh no, I don't have signal on my phone..."
She messed around with it before Leon spoke up "Uh yeah, you're not gonna have any luck with that... There's no way to get signal out here."
"What? But they never told me anything about this." She knelt down like a child about to throw a tantrum because she couldn't have a toy she wanted. "Oh no, what am I gonna do?" She panicked. Leon observed how she seemed to be very dependant on technology as if she needed it for survival and quickly rolled his eyes.
"That's honestly the least of our problems right now... But if you come with me, I can take you back to safety where you'll have wireless connection and anything else your high maintenance requires..." He reached out his hand to her, while slightly grimacing. Ashley looked up hesitant as if it was more of an offer than an order. Leon was about to just pick her up, put her over his shoulder, and forcefully carry her back to where the chopper was scheduled to pick them up. "We're running out of time here, sweetheart, and I'd really like to get you back home to daddy dear as quickly as possible..." Ashley wiped away the tears forming under her eyes and the snot coming down her nose, before reaching out to grab Leon's hand. "Oh fuck.. Couldn't you have done that with your other hand?" Ashley looked up at him with sad eyes as she sniffled and for a second he almost felt bad for the idiot. "Ah, nevermind... Just come with me."
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Featured Resident Evil Fanfiction- RE4: Ashley The Retard
Hey guys, GamerGirl here! I was just bored and felt like writing a fanfiction. < A funny fanfiction at that. Anyways, the story is a funny version of the Resident Evil 4 game and although I do make Ashley a complete and total idiot, I don't hate her. Also, I changed Leon's personality a bit. You'll notice he swears a lot know, unlike the real version of him (but that's probably just Ashley pissing him off). Okay, so I'll shut-up now so you guys can read. Remember to leave a comment telling me if you liked this or not and if you would like me to continue it. Oh and yes, I'm new here and this is my first post. 
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<Warning: contains violence, swearing, and blood.>
Resident Evil 4:
Ashley The Retard-
Chapter 1
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“Ashley,” Leon called out looking around the old, abandoned house, “where are ya’?” Suddenly, the sound of a toilet flushing was heard and shortly after, a dumb looking bimbo came walking out from a door down the hall. "Yup, that's her alright," Leon said to himself as he eyed the stupid expression that always seem to lay plastered on her face and took note of the fact that she was walking like she had just shit in her pants. “Ashley, what were you doing in there?” Leon asked looking down at the piece of dirty toilet paper stuck to her shoe and grimacing at the nasty smell that was coming off of her. "I thought I told you to stay with me, it's not safe for you to be alone around these parts."
“I know, but I really needed to use the bathroom and you were busy buying stuff from that weird guy with a cloak," she said with a smile, "Sorry I took so long. I was constipated.” She then took off out the front door while skipping and humming leaving Leon with a dumbfounded expression on his face. Leon shook his head and did a quick face-palm before heading out the door after her.
“Ashley, wait," he called as she continued to skip down the path while singing along to a Backstreet Boy’s song, “We have to stay together!” She completely ignored him and the fact that there was a Ganado hiding in the bushes up ahead. Leon hadn’t seen the Ganado yet and he was busy doing another head-to-hand when he heard Ashley talking to someone. He quickly looked up, curious to see who she was talking to.
“Hi, my name is Ashley,” she smiled at the Ganado, who was walking towards her with an axe, while holding out her right hand (which was probably unwashed), “Let’s be friends!”
“Ashley, run,” Leon yelled as he took out his handgun from his gun belt and started to load it.
“Leon, come meet my new friend,” Ashley waved over to Leon, “He’s really nice and says he wants to chop our heads off.”
"Since when does she understand Spanish?", Leon thought to himself, just as the Ganado was about to strike Ashley with his axe. Leon aimed and shot him right on the head and then twice more, just to make sure he was dead. "That was close," he thought.
“Why did you kill my friend?” Ashley demanded as Leon ran up behind her, catching up. Just as he did, another Ganado appeared from behind the bushes and lunged himself towards Leon. Leon quickly turned around and did one of his karate kicks before taking out his loaded handgun.
“Ashley, stay back,” he commanded as the Ganado took out his axe and was getting ready to swing at them.
“Don’t kill him,” Ashley yelled, “He just wants to be friends!”
Leon fired his handgun twice before responding, “Ashley, this guy is swinging at us with an axe like a maniac and you think he wants to be friends?!” One last shot sent the Ganado and his axe to the ground as a pool of blood began to surround him. Leon wiped away the sweat from his forehead and took a sigh of relief as he put his handgun back away.
“You killed him,” Ashley yelled giving Leon a weak slap on the shoulder, “Poor little guy and all he wanted was to be friends!”
Leon couldn't take it anymore, “How about, thanks for saving my ass Leon or you did really good back there Leon?!”
Ashley placed her hands on her hips like a spoiled, little, rich girl (which, ironically, she was) and shot Leon a mad look, “You’re just jealous!”
“Jealous?” Leon raised an eyebrow while fixing his black, fingerless gloves.
“You’re just jealous that I’m so popular and everyone wants to be my friend!” she yelled, not making any sense like she thought she was.
Leon couldn’t help but laugh, “Ashley, if you think these guys want to be your friend, then you’ve got another thing coming. Why do you think your father sent me out to rescue you?”
“Rescue me from what?!” Ashley asked confused, “I don’t need anyone to rescue me!”
Leon took a deep sigh before speaking again,“Ashley, just do me one favor.”
“What favor?” Ashley asked crossing her arms across her chest.
“Just shut the hell up and follow me,” Leon answered as he started heading down the path.
Ashley didn’t budge, “Saddler said if I went with him I could see his big sausage and I’m hungry. Anyways, he's way nicer to me than you are!”
Leon stopped, “Ashley trust me, he didn’t mean that kind of sausage, now just shut-up and follow me!”
“Fine,” Ashley yelled, “You leave all by yourself while I go have some nice grilled sausage at Saddler’s house. He might even cook me eggs and bacon,” she added.
“Are you really that stupid?!” Leon turned around right before Ashley took off skipping. “Why do I get stuck chasing that idiot?!” he muttered under his breath as he took off after her once again. "I'm always getting myself stuck in stupid situations," he thought to himself, "but then again, the president never told me that his daughter was retarded."
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That's it for now! I know, it was pretty short, but if you guys like it I promise I'll make the next chapter longer.
Thanks for reading!
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<Warning: contains violence, swearing, and blood.>
Resident Evil 4:
Ashley The Retard-
Chapter 1
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“Ashley,” Leon called out looking around the old, abandoned house, “where are ya’?” Suddenly, the sound of a toilet flushing was heard and shortly after, a dumb looking bimbo came walking out from a door down the hall. "Yup, that's her alright," Leon said to himself as he eyed the stupid expression that always seem to lay plastered on her face and took note of the fact that she was walking like she had just shit in her pants. “Ashley, what were you doing in there?” Leon asked looking down at the piece of dirty toilet paper stuck to her shoe and grimacing at the nasty smell that was coming off of her. "I thought I told you to stay with me, it's not safe for you to be alone around these parts."
“I know, but I really needed to use the bathroom and you were busy buying stuff from that weird guy with a cloak," she said with a smile, "Sorry I took so long. I was constipated.” She then took off out the front door while skipping and humming leaving Leon with a dumbfounded expression on his face. Leon shook his head and did a quick face-palm before heading out the door after her.
“Ashley, wait," he called as she continued to skip down the path while singing along to a Backstreet Boy’s song, “We have to stay together!” She completely ignored him and the fact that there was a Ganado hiding in the bushes up ahead. Leon hadn’t seen the Ganado yet and he was busy doing another head-to-hand when he heard Ashley talking to someone. He quickly looked up, curious to see who she was talking to.
“Hi, my name is Ashley,” she smiled at the Ganado, who was walking towards her with an axe, while holding out her right hand (which was probably unwashed), “Let’s be friends!”
“Ashley, run,” Leon yelled as he took out his handgun from his gun belt and started to load it.
“Leon, come meet my new friend,” Ashley waved over to Leon, “He’s really nice and says he wants to chop our heads off.”
"Since when does she understand Spanish?", Leon thought to himself, just as the Ganado was about to strike Ashley with his axe. Leon aimed and shot him right on the head and then twice more, just to make sure he was dead. "That was close," he thought.
“Why did you kill my friend?” Ashley demanded as Leon ran up behind her, catching up. Just as he did, another Ganado appeared from behind the bushes and lunged himself towards Leon. Leon quickly turned around and did one of his karate kicks before taking out his loaded handgun.
“Ashley, stay back,” he commanded as the Ganado took out his axe and was getting ready to swing at them.
“Don’t kill him,” Ashley yelled, “He just wants to be friends!”
Leon fired his handgun twice before responding, “Ashley, this guy is swinging at us with an axe like a maniac and you think he wants to be friends?!” One last shot sent the Ganado and his axe to the ground as a pool of blood began to surround him. Leon wiped away the sweat from his forehead and took a sigh of relief as he put his handgun back away.
“You killed him,” Ashley yelled giving Leon a weak slap on the shoulder, “Poor little guy and all he wanted was to be friends!”
Leon couldn't take it anymore, “How about, thanks for saving my ass Leon or you did really good back there Leon?!”
Ashley placed her hands on her hips like a spoiled, little, rich girl (which, ironically, she was) and shot Leon a mad look, “You’re just jealous!”
“Jealous?” Leon raised an eyebrow while fixing his black, fingerless gloves.
“You’re just jealous that I’m so popular and everyone wants to be my friend!” she yelled, not making any sense like she thought she was.
Leon couldn’t help but laugh, “Ashley, if you think these guys want to be your friend, then you’ve got another thing coming. Why do you think your father sent me out to rescue you?”
“Rescue me from what?!” Ashley asked confused, “I don’t need anyone to rescue me!”
Leon took a deep sigh before speaking again,“Ashley, just do me one favor.”
“What favor?” Ashley asked crossing her arms across her chest.
“Just shut the hell up and follow me,” Leon answered as he started heading down the path.
Ashley didn’t budge, “Saddler said if I went with him I could see his big sausage and I’m hungry. Anyways, he's way nicer to me than you are!”
Leon stopped, “Ashley trust me, he didn’t mean that kind of sausage, now just shut-up and follow me!”
“Fine,” Ashley yelled, “You leave all by yourself while I go have some nice grilled sausage at Saddler’s house. He might even cook me eggs and bacon,” she added.
“Are you really that stupid?!” Leon turned around right before Ashley took off skipping. “Why do I get stuck chasing that idiot?!” he muttered under his breath as he took off after her once again. "I'm always getting myself stuck in stupid situations," he thought to himself, "but then again, the president never told me that his daughter was retarded."
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That's it for now! I know, it was pretty short, but if you guys like it I promise I'll make the next chapter longer.
Thanks for reading!
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